Thursday, April 30, 2009

WARNING!!! WARNING!!!!

A quick word of CAUTION:

If you ever wear slacks or trousers that have a button to do up on the inside.

Like this

And then two little metal hooks on the other side.

Like this.

In other words, if undoing your pants is a three step process.

Don't ever,

EVER,

wait until the very last minute to go to the bathroom!

Enough Said.

18 comments:

Jan said...

Been there done that. I hate those things. I have to go faster now more than ever. It's just not like it use to be.

Great tip.

Debie Spurgeon said...

I bought a new pair of jeans the other week not only with two of those hooky things but also a button, I have to plan way ahead to use the fascilities or it's bad news. Love the pics.

Mike 'n' Cindy Brinkerhoff said...

AMEN!

I've got some dress slacks that are a THREE step process. The metal hook thingies, a button on the outside, AND a button on the inside, way off to the left.

Eeeeeevil.

Heidi D said...

Eeeeew. :)

Ya, I completely concur. I just end up not buttoning that button or removing it entirely.

David said...

eeeeew, just like heidi said!

susan i keep forgetting to thank you for the killian korn. tonight i had some vanilla cream and chocolate. thank you!

David said...

Susan, I saw Logan's Run too! I was shocked! How did it earn a PG with that scene? It almost felt beyond R, like it belonged in one of those 1970s Times Square XXX houses or something.

Alicia said...

Oh Susan! those hooks in pants aren't meant to be fastened. All you need is a belt, and you can do away with almost all fasteners!

David said...

susan, if you use statcounter, it explains under 'visit length' some quirky reason that most of the visits to our websites register as less than a second. It doesn't actually mean people were there for that short a time. It just has to do with the stat counter not being able to recognize the time. At least that's how i understand it.

libbie said...

Haaa Haaa!! You are so funny! I will heed this piece of advice!

Lisa Christine said...

I think that David left all of those comments to make up for your very short post...ha!

Funny post by the way...thanks for the warning!

Amanda said...

LOL!!!
I have to wear scrubs at work which tie at the waist, sometimes it ends up in a knot ~ i've almost had to cut them off a time or two.
OK too much info!
l,
Amanda x

bensfm said...

I have learned to never fasten any fastener that doesn't show...

Jeanette said...

I totally agree. And how does my bladder know that I am close to the toilet? If I have to go really bad and I am close to the toilet-I can count on an accident. My bladder isn't what it used to be. Is anything?!

dani said...

i really should have done my kegal exercised when my ob/gyn told me to do so 16.5 years ago... it doesn't matter if i have on pants with 1 fasten or 3 on some occasions, HA!!!
much love,
dani xxx

Alexandra said...

I colden't think Because I waws waching cow and chicen. but I half to go so by-by

David said...

new post anytime soon?

Cindy Brinkerhoff said...

oh Sue - did you piddle???

Well shame off you sister, we have all been there before!

Mandi said...

Oh Susan, thank you - I laughed and laughed and then had to run to the bathroom and undo all three buttons/hooks etc before, well you know!!!

Your a crack up!!!! Love it, love it, love it!!!